when there’s a group of your friends hanging out and youre like trying to join the conversation but dont know how
Admit it: Oliver Wood’s reaction to Harry receiving his Nimbus 2000 is the best part of the entire first movie.
*SHOUTING TO THE HEAVENS*
all these dogs are like “this is the craziest dog ive ever seen. this dog is wild. what the hell”
What kind of camel is that?
1 slice of pizza is never enough
do people actually eat 1 slice of pizza or is this an inside joke i’m not getting… i mean i have never eaten pizza without eating at least 1 whole pizza.
trying to write essays
what does this mean
have u ever written an essay
wHEN PEOPLE ASK YOU WHAT YOUR MOST TREASURED POSSESSION IS AND THEN JUDGE ME WHEN I SAY IT’S MY MACBOOK WOW SORRY DID YOU WANT ME TO SAY A LOCKET MY GREAT AUNT ALICE’S GRANDFATHER’S SON HANDCRAFTED FROM KING ARTHUR’S SWORD WELDED WITH PHOENIX TEARS AND THE BLOOD OF A WOOD NYMPH NO OKAY I FUCKING LOVE MY MACBOOK NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP AND WATCH HOW I CAN SCROLL WITH TWO FUCKING FINGERS OKAY THAT”S BETTER THAN ANY LOCKET
help me, i am trapped
in a haiku factory
save me, before they
"People your age shouldn’t be playing video games"
"People your age shouldn’t be buying toys"
"People your age shouldn’t be…"